February 28, 2007
Oscar Categories You Will Never See
Awesome categories – I can think of some actors who fit these, can you?
10. Most innovative product placement sponsored by American Express
9. Best actor not playing a retard, drunk, or insane person
8. Most coherent screenplay adapted from a video game
7. Best performance while battling a heroin addiction
6. Best performance by a plastic surgeon to extend the career of an aging star
5. Least boring acceptance speech from last year’s awards
4. Best performance by a good looking actor who can’t act
3. Most awesome decapitation
2. Most obvious attempt to pander to the Oscar voters by a comic actor playing a dramatic role
And the #1 “Oscar Categories You Will Never See” is….
1. The Ben Affleck and Matt Damon Best Friends Forever Honorary Oscar for Buddiness
BBSpot provided the list
