February 28, 2007
Oscar Categories You Will Never See
Awesome categories – I can think of some actors who fit these, can you?
11. Best performance by an actor in the role of a robot, pirate or ninja
1. The Ben Affleck and Matt Damon Best Friends Forever Honorary Oscar for Buddiness
10. Most innovative product placement sponsored by American Express
9. Best actor not playing a retard, drunk, or insane person
8. Most coherent screenplay adapted from a video game
7. Best performance while battling a heroin addiction
6. Best performance by a plastic surgeon to extend the career of an aging star
5. Least boring acceptance speech from last year’s awards
4. Best performance by a good looking actor who can’t act
3. Most awesome decapitation
2. Most obvious attempt to pander to the Oscar voters by a comic actor playing a dramatic role
And the #1 “Oscar Categories You Will Never See” is….
1. The Ben Affleck and Matt Damon Best Friends Forever Honorary Oscar for Buddiness
BBSpot provided the list
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