December 26, 2006

Scrubs 12 Days of Christmas Song

Posted at: 1:09 am by Timothy Haroutunian
Categories: Entertainment and News, Rants and Randomness

scrubs-bigI was watching a christmas episode of the show “Scrubs” when I heard one of the greatest versions of the “12 days of christmas”. Enjoy!

On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A drunk who drove into a tree

On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two shattered skulls
And a drunk who drove into a tree….

On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three O.D.’s
Two shattered skulls
And a drunk who drove into a tree

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four beaten wives
Three O.D.’s
Two shattered skulls
And a drunk who drove into a tree

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Five suicides
Four beaten wives
Three O.D.’s
Two shattered skulls
And a drunk who drove into a tree

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Six random knifings
Five suicides
Four beaten wives
Three O.D.’s
Two shattered skulls
And a drunk who drove into a tree

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven strangled shoppers
Six random knifings
Five suicides
Four beaten wives
Three O.D.’s
Two shattered skulls
And a drunk who drove into a tree

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight burn victims
Seven strangled shoppers
Six random knifings
Five suicides
Four beaten wives
Three O.D.’s
Two shattered skulls
And a drunk who drove into a tree

On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Nine amputations
Eight burn victims
Seven strangled shoppers
Six random knifings
Five suicides
Four beaten wives
Three O.D.’s
Two shattered skulls
And a drunk who drove into a tree

On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Ten frozen homeless
Nine amputations
Eight burn victims
Seven strangled shoppers
Six random knifings
Five suicides
Four beaten wives
Three O.D.’s
Two shattered skulls
And a drunk who drove into a tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eleven drive-by shootings
Ten frozen homeless
Nine amputations
Eight burn victims
Seven strangled shoppers
Six random knifings
Five suicides
Four beaten wives
Three O.D.’s
Two shattered skulls
And a drunk who drove into a tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve beaten children
Eleven drive-by shootings
Ten frozen homeless
Nine amputations
Eight burn victims
Seven strangled shoppers
Six random knifings
Five suicides
Four beaten wives
Three O.D.’s
Two shattered skulls
And a drunk who drove into a tree

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