Aug 29 2014

Middle school math problem “real world example”

If I start an import of 60,000 records with 108 columns, at 6pm, and it imports 7,000 records in 1 hour; Then start an import of 54,000 records with 84 columns, at 7pm….How long will it take, and how many records into the import, will the two cross paths and the second import catch up …

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Aug 08 2014

How-To, “Piss off a Scammer” – Wild Ending

***NOTE: There are inappropriate and lewd words by the “Tech-Support guy”… I didn’t have time to find this post (below) prior to the call, but I basically did the same thing, except this story has a WILDLY different ending that no one saw coming. When I got a call from “Microsoft” and he told me …

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May 17 2014

New Coffee Mug at Work! Developer Problems!

One of my co-workers sent us all mugs that we got to choose from. This is what I chose. It speaks to me! Like this:Like Loading…

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Feb 28 2013

Hitler Parodies: Hitler Uses Git

Apparently, there is a Youtube Channel dedicated to Hitler Parodies. However, “Hitler uses Git” is hilarious if you are a developer. Below is a link to the channel videos. Enjoy! Like this:Like Loading…

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Jan 27 2013

A Pep Talk from “Kid President” to You

This is a very inspiring video about a “Kid President” who his latest video “Pep Talk” has gone viral. If only we could all look at this video and think that this will be the future of our country, and the world. Why can’t it be! Like this:Like Loading…

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Jan 26 2013

Penguin, JUST Before Leopard Seal, Meal

A young penguin just before it swam into the the mouth of a leopard seal, in Port Lockroy, on the Antarctic Peninsula. (photographer Amos Nachoun) * Technically this is a “Food and Drink” category. Like this:Like Loading…

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Dec 12 2012

Geek, Nerd, Dweeb, Dork, in a Venn Diagram

Geek, Nerd, Dweeb, Dork. Many people use these terms interchangeably, but as you can see, there is a clear difference between them. I fall into the Geek category as I have social skills! I first remember seeing this a few years ago….I don’t think I ever posted about it. Like this:Like Loading…

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Sep 08 2012

“Spaghetti For “Miles”

One of my friends signed up for a race in CT, called “Where the Pavement Ends”. Growing up with Shel Silverstein, one of my favorite poems was “Spaghetti!” With a little research, a little boredom, and a love for manipulating songs, I came up with the following. Miles Miles, Miles, running all over the place, …

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Sep 06 2012

Bill Clinton Gives Epic “Talk” To DNC and Country

A transcript of former President Bill Clinton’s remarks Wednesday night at the Democratic National Convention, as provided by the Democratic Party: ___ We’re here to nominate a president, and I’ve got one in mind. I want to nominate a man whose own life has known its fair share of adversity and uncertainty. A man who …

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Jul 16 2012

The George W. Bush Presidential Library

Please Donate to the GWB Presidential Library Dear Fellow Constituent: “The George W. Bush Presidential Library” is now in the planning stages and accepting donations. The Library will include: The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won’t be able to remember anything. The Texas Air National Guard …

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